The Illuminati Strikes Back
A group of black-robed and hooded men and women assemble in an ancient British castle's atrium around a man sitting in a chair in a red suit. All are wearing masks to conceal their identities as the very upper crust of European society. The Illuminati.
"We need to know who thwarted our well-laid plans...we almost achieved our subsidiary goal of depopulation of our over-crowded Earth by 2 million souls for our master, yet everything was ruined!! Our American Rockefeller cousins have already messaged me with their ridicule that we should stick to 'hugging trees' and leave the violence to their Nazis and their flying saucers. I need to know NOW who betrayed us!".
"Your eminence, it appears to be the work of one man, British secret service agent James Bond"
"What? isn't MI6 under OUR control?"
"Apparently not. We have some rogues who actually side with the useless eaters..."
"I want him eliminated at once with our best assets. No cost will be spared. Isolate him from any and all official resources."
"We have an asset in Greece who has never failed us. He goes by the name 'kill shot'. He can outdraw any gunman in the world because his gun is stabilized on his shoulder...all he has to do is look at you and press his thumb on a switch and you are dead."
"Good. I want this James Bond shot through both eyes and made an example to all within the world intelligence communities that he knew too much and was eliminated...if they follow his example they will share the same fate".
"Yes, your eminence".
The ominous man in red stood up and all kneeled before him.
"I know that some of you here have betrayed me. You gave this James Bond our plans. I suggest you get your houses in order. I am aware of all our traitors in our midst. Within 3 days this rebellion will be finished. Let's hope our master is more forgiving than I will be. Now go."
